We Are Emo: A Picspam

[sablestardust]

Hi *waves* you can thank/blame akire_yta  for this little foray into the comical stylings of Dani. ilu bb.

We are emo! We will corrupt your society and lead your kids to do bad things! But first, we will show you our leaders.

This is your stereotypical emo kid.

This is My Chemical Romance. Death Cult. They’re our leaders.

 

…yeah

 

Gerard Way, their lead singer and originator of the death cult idea.

 

Yeah….he does that a lot. Oh look! Here he’s dressed like a hoodlum!

...We can’t get him to stop smiling

This is Mikeyway, his monotone and usually expressionless brother. 

 

…WTH?!

 

Stop that!

 

Ugh. This is Frank. He’s a good Jersey boy. Italian, probably has mob ties.

 

>.>…this is Ray. He has Thighs of Steel that he will Crush You With.

 

Do any of these guys know how to look threatening? Oh! Bob! He will Fuck You Up.

 

-.-….moving on.

 

Pete Wentz! He is the originator of emo. Despite the fact that the genre originated in the 80’s See! He’s being threatening! This is his Wentzface. Grr!

He will corrupt you with lyrics about sex and death!

O.O stop that! Stop smiling!

 

Moving on to Patrick! He has anger management issues and is violate. His voice is sexual.

 

 

…um. Joe! Joe smokes pot. And has tattoos. He’s awkward!

 

 

 

Um. Shit. Andy! He has Alternative Beliefs. He’s an anarchist.

Ok. Can I take a break from this and just say oh holy shit look at his fucking wais and hips.

 

Moving on to Pete’s progeny. Panic at the Disco! They are Odd. And pretty. Haha see, that was a pun. They sing songs about sinning and prostitution. Evil!

This is Brendon. He will lure you into emo with his pillowy lips and deceptively doe-like eyes. But DON’T BE FOOLED!

This is Spencer. He has a bitchface that can freeze hell over. And he isn’t afraid to use it.

 

 

 

I…um. I can’t combat that. Jon Walker!

 

…-.- we can’t get him to stop.

 

 Its…probably time to rap this up. We’ll end it with our perfect emo boy! He is what we all aspire to be! He is the Quintessential Emo Kid!

…what the shit is this? Is that tamboriene? Is he smiling?! Argh!

In conclusion:

 

....what?

Ok, guys, you probably know what sparked this. People blaming MCR for that poor girl's death. By no means am I making fun of her, nor her family's loss. But I think we're all in aigreeance that its disrespectful to her and her family to blame her death on the music she listened to.,

Comments

[neery.livejournal.com]

♥_♥ They are a terrifying death cult indeed!

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

THIS. IS. EEEEEMOOOOOOOOO. *kicks someone into a pit*

Thank you for this. Gonna link it in my journal.

[new-evolution.livejournal.com]

Whenever I see that one picture of Andy, I always have to stop for a minute and catch my breath. GUH. ♥

And that last one of him and Spencer...uh, yeah. I'll be in my bunk.

[todayimfine.livejournal.com]

This made me giggle. =)

They are all so scary. Oooo. *is frightened* ^_^

[turnyourankle.livejournal.com]

FOR THE WIN.

[remindsofaugust.livejournal.com]

\o/
I laughed so hard at this. Absolutely amazing.

ew @ joe's yeller teef. D:

[hearthisvoice.livejournal.com]

Emo death cults love watching table tennis, it's true.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

I loved this.

This is My Chemical Romance. Death Cult. They are our leaders.

...yeah

Seriously, the Daily Mail made me so angry with that article. The girl's suicide is tragic and I feel deep sympathy for the family. But don't blame music or youth subculture on her death.

[halighanawfulie.livejournal.com]

:D hahahaha I choked on my icecream. And im actually eating a very appropriate icecream for this picspam. It's pink in shape of a star, and the stick has glitter. Im dead serious.

[pretty-paulie.livejournal.com]

They're like aliens: are they good, evil or something else?

I'll go with "something else" because I still cannot comprehend how they're real. GAH. I love them.

For people blaming the music... they're just stupid. They should turn that finger around to themselves and see what they did or DID NOT do to prevent this occurance.

[topsyturvy.livejournal.com]

this was awesome hahahaha. mmrs!

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

you did it.

i love you.


hardcore


*joins the emo death cult despite being WAAAY too old for this shit*

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

^.^
I did. you swaid that and I decided that it had to be done.

[penceyprepster.livejournal.com]

That was awesome! Thank you for that.

I'll bet it was kinda tough to find such gleeful pics of Mikeyway and Bob though :D

Thank you especially for the pic of Andy. OMG HIPS!!! I did not know that Andy had such lovely hips. IDEK how I missed it (probably distracted by the tats) but I am now completely infatuated with that boy. *sighs* It was bound to happen sooner or later.

I'll be sending everyone I know over here to squee and flail at you.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

it suprisingly wasnt. i thought it was going to be but nope. i'm chalking it up to the Power of Emo

[untilsally.livejournal.com]

Awww at all the smiling : )

[chmclfairytales.livejournal.com]

BRB BEING A MEMBER OF THE EMO DEATH CULT.

[lyo.livejournal.com]

Oh, our emo death cult leaders. ♥

[shipless.livejournal.com]

Gerard dresses like a hoodlum! Patrick's voice is sexual! Joe is awkward!

*dies laughing*

[yan-tan-tether.livejournal.com]

This is lovely and so, so true. What a great post!

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

...

I very nearly bit through my lip i was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that the *delightful* captioning, because i am at work, and explaining bursts of giggles might...not go over well. >_<

BUT BOYS! PRETTY BOYS! BEING SO TERRIBLY EMO ENJOYING LIFE, YOU STUPID TWATS! LEARN THE GOD DAMNED TRUTH. ~ahem~ beg pardon.

thank you *SO* much for doing this. :D

here via akire_yta

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

♥
it was my pleasure.
its definitely getting to a point of ridiculousness when emo is basically meaning music with guitars what teenagers like.

[do-come-in.livejournal.com]

This was very well put.

[fcuk-it16.livejournal.com]

It's kind of ridiculous... it's not like this is the first time something like this has happened either. A few years ago Blink 182 were blamed for a kids suicide as well because he asked that they play Adam's Song at his funeral.

People need to get over it and stop blamaing the music that people listen to.

[turlough]

*giggles happily*

[modillian.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard. Yes, Spencer will keel u!

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

Woo!

Because we're all so, um, sad all the time? That's why I'm shouting with laughter at half past seven in the morning...

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

for they are an emo death cult and we are their groupies, armed with razor blades and bad attitudes.

Yes, that explains why I have laughed more in bandom than I have in any other social circle ever. And why I get "I LUV U BB" at random times. And a marriage proposal. And felt up. And loved and cuddled and hugged. And why we did an international roadtrip to scream "I'M NOT OKAY" at the top of our lungs.

and why i'm having so much fucking fun.

*headnods*

*srsface*

Totally. Death Cult

[firelights.livejournal.com]

XD This is quite awesome.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

:D
do you have an overwhelming desire to join in on the Death Cult now? not that I'm trying to convert you or anything *halo*