sablestardust | We Are Emo: A Picspam

Hi *waves* you can thank/blame

akire_yta for this little foray into the comical stylings of Dani. ilu bb.

We are emo! We will corrupt your society and lead your kids to do bad things! But first, we will show you our leaders.

This is your stereotypical emo kid.

This is My Chemical Romance. Death Cult. They’re our leaders.

…yeah

Gerard Way, their lead singer and originator of the death cult idea.

Yeah….he does that a lot. Oh look! Here he’s dressed like a hoodlum!

...We can’t get him to stop smiling

This is Mikeyway, his monotone and usually expressionless brother.

…WTH?!

Stop that!

Ugh. This is Frank. He’s a good Jersey boy. Italian, probably has mob ties.

>.>…this is Ray. He has Thighs of Steel that he will Crush You With.

Do any of these guys know how to look threatening? Oh! Bob! He will Fuck You Up.

-.-….moving on.

Pete Wentz! He is the originator of emo. ~~Despite the fact that the genre originated in the 80’s~~ See! He’s being threatening! This is his Wentzface. Grr!

He will corrupt you with lyrics about sex and death!

O.O stop that! Stop smiling!

Moving on to Patrick! He has anger management issues and is violate. His voice is sexual.

…um. Joe! Joe smokes pot. And has tattoos. He’s awkward!

Um. Shit. Andy! He has Alternative Beliefs. He’s an anarchist.

Ok. Can I take a break from this and just say oh holy shit look at his fucking wais and hips.

Moving on to Pete’s progeny. Panic at the Disco! They are Odd. ~~And pretty. Haha see, that was a pun.~~ They sing songs about sinning and prostitution. Evil!

This is Brendon. He will lure you into emo with his pillowy lips and deceptively doe-like eyes. But DON’T BE FOOLED!

This is Spencer. He has a bitchface that can freeze hell over. And he isn’t afraid to use it.

I…um. I can’t combat that. Jon Walker!

…-.- we can’t get him to stop.

Its…probably time to rap this up. We’ll end it with our perfect emo boy! He is what we all aspire to be! He is the Quintessential Emo Kid!

…what the shit is this? Is that tamboriene? Is he smiling?! Argh!

In conclusion:

....what?

Ok, guys, you probably know what sparked this. People blaming MCR for that poor girl's death. By no means am I making fun of her, nor her family's loss. But I think we're all in aigreeance that its disrespectful to her and her family to blame her death on the music she listened to.,