with my foot on your neck I finally have you right where I want you

I get to go work with the kiddies next week!

All of you that just went Aww dont know me at all.

I'm pray that I either get the 8th graders or some precocious runts that understand sarcasm.

Something amusing: Before this fandom I did not read het. It just didn't happen. Same with femslash. Thanks to the magic of genderswap and the beauty that is Katie Kay, Greta, Vicky-T and (my personal favorite) Amanda Palmer these things have obviously changed. I thought. I was wrong. I DO NOT SHIP TIDUSXYUNA!!!! (GOOD) FFX YAOI I KNOW YOU"RE OUT THERE! SHOW YOURSELF! TIDUS/AURON? TIDUS/WAKKA? YOU"RE OUT THERE. I also want Amanda Palmer/Lulu, but I've accepted that I'm probably just gonna have to write that myself. puckinnichild if thats your real name, give me recs please? That goes for all you others that read FFX. I KNOW YOU"RE OUT THERE. 

Heyhey, anyone wanna read my almost-fics and tell me whats wrong with them(someone fannish. sit down unitofmeasure) and then cheerlead me into finishing. And then maybe beta if you're feeling especially talented? Plz? C'mon you know you wanna read futuristic!AU mpreg Patrick/Pete/Travis. Or youknow bar!Au Gerard/Frank, Bob/Spencer, Pete/Patrick, Jon/Joe, Travis(Clark)/Drew, Vicky-T/Maja, Ryland/Gabe, Ryan/Brendon(/Singer) (GOD I wish I was kidding) fic. *smilers*



also? Iron and Wine + Muse = Happy happy Dani