We Are Emo: A Picspam

[sablestardust]

Hi *waves* you can thank/blame akire_yta  for this little foray into the comical stylings of Dani. ilu bb.

We are emo! We will corrupt your society and lead your kids to do bad things! But first, we will show you our leaders.

This is your stereotypical emo kid.

This is My Chemical Romance. Death Cult. They’re our leaders.

 

…yeah

 

Gerard Way, their lead singer and originator of the death cult idea.

 

Yeah….he does that a lot. Oh look! Here he’s dressed like a hoodlum!

...We can’t get him to stop smiling

This is Mikeyway, his monotone and usually expressionless brother. 

 

…WTH?!

 

Stop that!

 

Ugh. This is Frank. He’s a good Jersey boy. Italian, probably has mob ties.

 

>.>…this is Ray. He has Thighs of Steel that he will Crush You With.

 

Do any of these guys know how to look threatening? Oh! Bob! He will Fuck You Up.

 

-.-….moving on.

 

Pete Wentz! He is the originator of emo. Despite the fact that the genre originated in the 80’s See! He’s being threatening! This is his Wentzface. Grr!

He will corrupt you with lyrics about sex and death!

O.O stop that! Stop smiling!

 

Moving on to Patrick! He has anger management issues and is violate. His voice is sexual.

 

 

…um. Joe! Joe smokes pot. And has tattoos. He’s awkward!

 

 

 

Um. Shit. Andy! He has Alternative Beliefs. He’s an anarchist.

Ok. Can I take a break from this and just say oh holy shit look at his fucking wais and hips.

 

Moving on to Pete’s progeny. Panic at the Disco! They are Odd. And pretty. Haha see, that was a pun. They sing songs about sinning and prostitution. Evil!

This is Brendon. He will lure you into emo with his pillowy lips and deceptively doe-like eyes. But DON’T BE FOOLED!

This is Spencer. He has a bitchface that can freeze hell over. And he isn’t afraid to use it.

 

 

 

I…um. I can’t combat that. Jon Walker!

 

…-.- we can’t get him to stop.

 

 Its…probably time to rap this up. We’ll end it with our perfect emo boy! He is what we all aspire to be! He is the Quintessential Emo Kid!

…what the shit is this? Is that tamboriene? Is he smiling?! Argh!

In conclusion:

 

....what?

Ok, guys, you probably know what sparked this. People blaming MCR for that poor girl's death. By no means am I making fun of her, nor her family's loss. But I think we're all in aigreeance that its disrespectful to her and her family to blame her death on the music she listened to.,

Comments

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

What? Yes we understand the meaning of irony. Obviously *scoff*


*throws fangs up* y'know...just in case he's watching

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

The Great Cobra is always watching, lest you slip in the path to awesomeness and start taking yourself too seriously...

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Gosh, is that why noone can call Cobra Starship emo with a straight face?

I mean You Cant Be Missed is TOTALLLY Emo...*snerk*

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

and It's Warmer in the Basement? Describing secret Death Cult initiations - trufax!

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

looked in a basement with Gabe Saporta for a couple of months. Sounds like a good initiationo to me.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

ask Nate - he can haz details :)

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Nate. yum.
He's the only one that went public about it. I'm sure its part of trying out for CS. Can you survive a month in close contact with with Gabe?

Elisa (Eliza? The chick before Vicky-T) broke on her last day in the basement. Its how they knew she wouldnt last

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

she was pounding on the door. She broke a nail - obvs taking it far too seriously

the Cobra was Not Impressed.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Vicky-T on the other hand was Not Impressed. When she came out Gabe was tied to the bed and wasn't quite sure what happened.
The Cobra was Pleased.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

The Cobra annointed her the keeper of the keytar

just don't ask what he annointed her with. trust us on that.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Mikey asked. Ryland asked. The cobra answered. Its why he can't be without Alex for too long.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Alex! Another member of the Death Cult - an emo's emo, is Alex. He has knives and he knows how to use them!

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

wait. which Alex?
Ryland's Alex or one of the 18 that are in The Cab?

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Ryland's - he's the one who used to be a chef, yes?

Chefs - natural members of the Death Cult

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

hey, you never know. Marshall(I'm sorry the kid looks vaugely like Zac Effron. I cant go on without mentioning that) Singer and...the other one. Johnson? Why do I think there are more than that?

anyway they may know how to wield knives. Maybe thats why Gabe wanted them on his tour.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

i think he wanted them because they were small and pliable to his unserious will - that, and the Cobra would be able to easily digest them if they failed to live up to the requirements of the Death Cult. Just one gulp, guys, just one gulp!

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

*snerk* The Cobra is very pleased. The Cab and We the Kings are good offerings. He's pleased enough to leave Alex alone, Ryland's Alex that is.
Gabe is pleased too. Mostly because hey, wee bandom boys, malleable to the ways of Fueled by Gay er Ramen that is. And by Fueled by Ramen I mean the Death Cult.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Fueled by Ramen is just a financial front. The video for The City Is At War? Documentary.

hope you dont mind historyrape :)

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

i kinda love that video.

And yes, Pete is in fact a sort of enforcer. Long long ago the Bartskull and the Cobra met, and created binding contracts that would reach into the future, and bring together many people. The contract was breifly lost to a dog named Hemingway in 8th Century Russia, but they dont talk about that.

Re: hope you dont mind historyrape :)

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

just don't mention the gnaw-marks :)

*gives you the intaweb in a pretty bow for that*

Re: hope you dont mind historyrape :)

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN. YOU WIN EVERYTHING. THE INTERNET, THE UNIVERSE, AND ANY ONE OF OUR PRETTY BANDBOYS OR GIRLS ALL TRUSSED UP FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. ~goes back to laughing her ass off~

also, i friend you nao. you're hysterical, and if you can banter with Erika (and put up with my ridiculousness in that other thread, for that matter) you're someone I want to know more!!!!