We Are Emo: A Picspam

[sablestardust]

Hi *waves* you can thank/blame akire_yta  for this little foray into the comical stylings of Dani. ilu bb.

We are emo! We will corrupt your society and lead your kids to do bad things! But first, we will show you our leaders.

This is your stereotypical emo kid.

This is My Chemical Romance. Death Cult. They’re our leaders.

 

…yeah

 

Gerard Way, their lead singer and originator of the death cult idea.

 

Yeah….he does that a lot. Oh look! Here he’s dressed like a hoodlum!

...We can’t get him to stop smiling

This is Mikeyway, his monotone and usually expressionless brother. 

 

…WTH?!

 

Stop that!

 

Ugh. This is Frank. He’s a good Jersey boy. Italian, probably has mob ties.

 

>.>…this is Ray. He has Thighs of Steel that he will Crush You With.

 

Do any of these guys know how to look threatening? Oh! Bob! He will Fuck You Up.

 

-.-….moving on.

 

Pete Wentz! He is the originator of emo. Despite the fact that the genre originated in the 80’s See! He’s being threatening! This is his Wentzface. Grr!

He will corrupt you with lyrics about sex and death!

O.O stop that! Stop smiling!

 

Moving on to Patrick! He has anger management issues and is violate. His voice is sexual.

 

 

…um. Joe! Joe smokes pot. And has tattoos. He’s awkward!

 

 

 

Um. Shit. Andy! He has Alternative Beliefs. He’s an anarchist.

Ok. Can I take a break from this and just say oh holy shit look at his fucking wais and hips.

 

Moving on to Pete’s progeny. Panic at the Disco! They are Odd. And pretty. Haha see, that was a pun. They sing songs about sinning and prostitution. Evil!

This is Brendon. He will lure you into emo with his pillowy lips and deceptively doe-like eyes. But DON’T BE FOOLED!

This is Spencer. He has a bitchface that can freeze hell over. And he isn’t afraid to use it.

 

 

 

I…um. I can’t combat that. Jon Walker!

 

…-.- we can’t get him to stop.

 

 Its…probably time to rap this up. We’ll end it with our perfect emo boy! He is what we all aspire to be! He is the Quintessential Emo Kid!

…what the shit is this? Is that tamboriene? Is he smiling?! Argh!

In conclusion:

 

....what?

Ok, guys, you probably know what sparked this. People blaming MCR for that poor girl's death. By no means am I making fun of her, nor her family's loss. But I think we're all in aigreeance that its disrespectful to her and her family to blame her death on the music she listened to.,

Comments

Re:

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Hey, you get to be Den Mother to a Death Cult. We need merit badges!

Instead of camping trips, we go on tour with Warped. The secret midnight initiation ceremonies are a scream (if we do them right)

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I'm good at secret midnight initiation ceremonies.

Den Mother! Excellent! I'll buy the alcohol, since none of you are old enough to.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Woo!
*cough*
by woo I mean *srsface*alcohol of the official Death Cult rites only of course *frownfrownsternface*

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

Because the Emo Death Cult supports responsible alcohol consumption.

Remember kids, don't drink and cry.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

*solemn nod* then write poetry about your drinking experience. maybe the liquor will make the poetry better >.>

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

The poetry will need more than booze to make it good.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

lemonade up nose. ow.

it needs Snape. didn't he say something about brewing talent? or was that fame? either way. Nothing but magic would help some of the stuff I've seen.

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I was thinking psilobycin mushrooms, actually--but spank me, I was a teenager in the 70s

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm delighted. 1. because Waiting for Godot! 2. I dont even know what those are. You should inform me. Knowledge is power.

Spank you? Is that an invitation?
*blink* Well, I'm just gonna blame that on the excitement of the festivites and go blush in this corner over here!

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

1. I'm going to tell you about my Waiting for Godot icon, because I'm loud and obnoxious. That's a picture of tourists queuing up at the water's edge at Monkey Mia, waiting for the bloody dolphins to turn up to scrounge fish. It's supposed to be a mystical moment of interspecies communication, but it's really about the free fish.

2. Science Content! Psilobycin mushrooms--the correct name for magic mushrooms. The local ones are blue. I think they're out of fashion now. (And the ground rule for using them? Only consume half. Put the other half in the fridge for the toxicologist to examine.) Where's everyone's sense of adventure?

3. I doubt you live geographically close enough to actually spank me, but I'm amenable to spanking if you do.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

My sense of adventure is buried under years of shyness cultivated from even more years of being the smart weird kid. Even if someone did have mushrooms around here I wouldn't be able to talk to them.
and even if I did I'm afraid it'd take me too far away from my preeeecious. not that I'm geeky enough to turn down spanking of anysort in favor of playing Final Fantasy. :)

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

~laughs at this whole damned thread~

and i am too old enough! i have been since before I had my son.

who akire_yta nicknamed The LIttlest Emo.

HE NEEDS MERIT BADGES TOO!!!

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

Great! There'll be two of us to buy booze! We can stack your son's stroller with the bottles!

*cough*

Merit badges for everyone. What can they be for? Frottage in the face of enemy fire? Wearing eyeliner under adverse circumstances? Inventing a colour darker than black for clothing?

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

He doesn't have a stroller, he's 4! he has a "BYTHICLE!!!" (his word). we can hook a cart up to it. :D

YES OMG YES. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

*gets on the tannoy*

The little red wagon will be entering the main area in five minutes. Please have exact change and your own damn glass.

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

ya know, i'm going to Warped this summer. I wonder what they'd do if I offered them Merit Badges:

Most Beautiful Smile

Most Bendy Lead Singer

Most Ridiculous Gang Sign

oh wait, those are more like awards than merit badges...hmmmm

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

besides, we need the merit badge. Best threeway. Achievement in smoop. Things like that

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Best AU.


...
could you imagine the blood bath THAT would be?

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

we'd have to subdivide the category! Or make it the entry level merit badge and give everyone one!

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Best AU! erm...Best MCR AU! erm....Best Frank/Gerard AU! ah....Best Frank/Gerard AU where no one dies, Bob is quiet, Mikey is slutty and Ray gets is well hung! oh um, damnit, you all win!

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

sounds like we're trying to come up with a mockery of fic awards. ~cackles~

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

*gasp*
Us?
No. Of course not.
*innocentface*

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

ahahahahah

THE EMO DEATH CULT RAINBOW UNICORN SUNSHINE AWARDS

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Us? *innocent look* We'd never do that *flutters eyelashes*

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

and this is why we adore our Den Mother (I need to make you a badge with that on it)