We Are Emo: A Picspam

[sablestardust]

Hi *waves* you can thank/blame akire_yta  for this little foray into the comical stylings of Dani. ilu bb.

We are emo! We will corrupt your society and lead your kids to do bad things! But first, we will show you our leaders.

This is your stereotypical emo kid.

This is My Chemical Romance. Death Cult. They’re our leaders.

 

…yeah

 

Gerard Way, their lead singer and originator of the death cult idea.

 

Yeah….he does that a lot. Oh look! Here he’s dressed like a hoodlum!

...We can’t get him to stop smiling

This is Mikeyway, his monotone and usually expressionless brother. 

 

…WTH?!

 

Stop that!

 

Ugh. This is Frank. He’s a good Jersey boy. Italian, probably has mob ties.

 

>.>…this is Ray. He has Thighs of Steel that he will Crush You With.

 

Do any of these guys know how to look threatening? Oh! Bob! He will Fuck You Up.

 

-.-….moving on.

 

Pete Wentz! He is the originator of emo. Despite the fact that the genre originated in the 80’s See! He’s being threatening! This is his Wentzface. Grr!

He will corrupt you with lyrics about sex and death!

O.O stop that! Stop smiling!

 

Moving on to Patrick! He has anger management issues and is violate. His voice is sexual.

 

 

…um. Joe! Joe smokes pot. And has tattoos. He’s awkward!

 

 

 

Um. Shit. Andy! He has Alternative Beliefs. He’s an anarchist.

Ok. Can I take a break from this and just say oh holy shit look at his fucking wais and hips.

 

Moving on to Pete’s progeny. Panic at the Disco! They are Odd. And pretty. Haha see, that was a pun. They sing songs about sinning and prostitution. Evil!

This is Brendon. He will lure you into emo with his pillowy lips and deceptively doe-like eyes. But DON’T BE FOOLED!

This is Spencer. He has a bitchface that can freeze hell over. And he isn’t afraid to use it.

 

 

 

I…um. I can’t combat that. Jon Walker!

 

…-.- we can’t get him to stop.

 

 Its…probably time to rap this up. We’ll end it with our perfect emo boy! He is what we all aspire to be! He is the Quintessential Emo Kid!

…what the shit is this? Is that tamboriene? Is he smiling?! Argh!

In conclusion:

 

....what?

Ok, guys, you probably know what sparked this. People blaming MCR for that poor girl's death. By no means am I making fun of her, nor her family's loss. But I think we're all in aigreeance that its disrespectful to her and her family to blame her death on the music she listened to.,

Comments

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

The poetry will need more than booze to make it good.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

lemonade up nose. ow.

it needs Snape. didn't he say something about brewing talent? or was that fame? either way. Nothing but magic would help some of the stuff I've seen.

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I was thinking psilobycin mushrooms, actually--but spank me, I was a teenager in the 70s

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm delighted. 1. because Waiting for Godot! 2. I dont even know what those are. You should inform me. Knowledge is power.

Spank you? Is that an invitation?
*blink* Well, I'm just gonna blame that on the excitement of the festivites and go blush in this corner over here!

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

1. I'm going to tell you about my Waiting for Godot icon, because I'm loud and obnoxious. That's a picture of tourists queuing up at the water's edge at Monkey Mia, waiting for the bloody dolphins to turn up to scrounge fish. It's supposed to be a mystical moment of interspecies communication, but it's really about the free fish.

2. Science Content! Psilobycin mushrooms--the correct name for magic mushrooms. The local ones are blue. I think they're out of fashion now. (And the ground rule for using them? Only consume half. Put the other half in the fridge for the toxicologist to examine.) Where's everyone's sense of adventure?

3. I doubt you live geographically close enough to actually spank me, but I'm amenable to spanking if you do.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

My sense of adventure is buried under years of shyness cultivated from even more years of being the smart weird kid. Even if someone did have mushrooms around here I wouldn't be able to talk to them.
and even if I did I'm afraid it'd take me too far away from my preeeecious. not that I'm geeky enough to turn down spanking of anysort in favor of playing Final Fantasy. :)

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I love smart weird kids. They grow up and out to be shining people who take on the fucking world.

I've never played Final Fantasy.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thats what I'm hoping for. And I go to a school thats basically Smart Weird Kid central. Art school yeah *jazz hands*

Assuming you're willing to shell out quite a bit of cash and lose hours of your life to a bunch of very pretty pixels its a good game. Teaches you....problem solving or something...I don't know I just like the swords and the magic.

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I should possibly clarify that I've never played any kind of electronic video-type game. Of any kind. That gaping chasm you can see is the generation gap.

I RPG the old-fashioned way, with a bunch of friends, some pizza and a lot of dice.

Art School is good. I'm going back to uni to do post-grad in creative writing, despite my undergrad degree being a science degree, because I now earn a living as a writer. Go the creative people! Making Up Stuff is Good!

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

...
♥_♥
my major is Creative Writing.
and my main goal on the social scene right now is to get together a decent rpg'ing group
and...earn livng as...writer. only dogs can hear the noise I'm making right now.

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I don't link my pro-writing name with my RPS fannish name in an unlocked post (watch my publisher implode!), but if you poke my insanejournal, my pro-writing stuff is under f-lock there.

If anyone else can see the irony in an RPSer having to do some shuffling to hide their public persona, go ahead and join right in with the laughing about now. I find it deeply amusing.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

I will laugh. In a minute.(because its quite amusing) When I can stop mouthing the words professional writer.

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

It's a life of glitz and glamour, where if I have to write 25 000 finished words this month to stave off the apocalypse.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Deadlines *sigh*
the teachers are preparing us for those throughly. Though not for quite so large a word count.

Hehe, it is rather amusing though. I'll poke around and see what I can find.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

sorry, chaosmanor, meet stardustonsable

or, awesome, meet amazing. *wanders off, duties done*