We Are Emo: A Picspam

[sablestardust]

Hi *waves* you can thank/blame akire_yta  for this little foray into the comical stylings of Dani. ilu bb.

We are emo! We will corrupt your society and lead your kids to do bad things! But first, we will show you our leaders.

This is your stereotypical emo kid.

This is My Chemical Romance. Death Cult. They’re our leaders.

 

…yeah

 

Gerard Way, their lead singer and originator of the death cult idea.

 

Yeah….he does that a lot. Oh look! Here he’s dressed like a hoodlum!

...We can’t get him to stop smiling

This is Mikeyway, his monotone and usually expressionless brother. 

 

…WTH?!

 

Stop that!

 

Ugh. This is Frank. He’s a good Jersey boy. Italian, probably has mob ties.

 

>.>…this is Ray. He has Thighs of Steel that he will Crush You With.

 

Do any of these guys know how to look threatening? Oh! Bob! He will Fuck You Up.

 

-.-….moving on.

 

Pete Wentz! He is the originator of emo. Despite the fact that the genre originated in the 80’s See! He’s being threatening! This is his Wentzface. Grr!

He will corrupt you with lyrics about sex and death!

O.O stop that! Stop smiling!

 

Moving on to Patrick! He has anger management issues and is violate. His voice is sexual.

 

 

…um. Joe! Joe smokes pot. And has tattoos. He’s awkward!

 

 

 

Um. Shit. Andy! He has Alternative Beliefs. He’s an anarchist.

Ok. Can I take a break from this and just say oh holy shit look at his fucking wais and hips.

 

Moving on to Pete’s progeny. Panic at the Disco! They are Odd. And pretty. Haha see, that was a pun. They sing songs about sinning and prostitution. Evil!

This is Brendon. He will lure you into emo with his pillowy lips and deceptively doe-like eyes. But DON’T BE FOOLED!

This is Spencer. He has a bitchface that can freeze hell over. And he isn’t afraid to use it.

 

 

 

I…um. I can’t combat that. Jon Walker!

 

…-.- we can’t get him to stop.

 

 Its…probably time to rap this up. We’ll end it with our perfect emo boy! He is what we all aspire to be! He is the Quintessential Emo Kid!

…what the shit is this? Is that tamboriene? Is he smiling?! Argh!

In conclusion:

 

....what?

Ok, guys, you probably know what sparked this. People blaming MCR for that poor girl's death. By no means am I making fun of her, nor her family's loss. But I think we're all in aigreeance that its disrespectful to her and her family to blame her death on the music she listened to.,

Comments

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

for they are an emo death cult and we are their groupies, armed with razor blades and bad attitudes.

Yes, that explains why I have laughed more in bandom than I have in any other social circle ever. And why I get "I LUV U BB" at random times. And a marriage proposal. And felt up. And loved and cuddled and hugged. And why we did an international roadtrip to scream "I'M NOT OKAY" at the top of our lungs.

and why i'm having so much fucking fun.

*headnods*

*srsface*

Totally. Death Cult

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[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

Dealth Cult. Yes, absolutely. That would be why I write Thoreau-influenced bandslash fic. Because nothing says 'suicide cult' like a mind-Nineteenth century peace activist like Thoreau.

I do have a bad attitude, but I've had that for a damned long time, since long before everyone else on this page was twinkled into existence.

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[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Hey, you get to be Den Mother to a Death Cult. We need merit badges!

Instead of camping trips, we go on tour with Warped. The secret midnight initiation ceremonies are a scream (if we do them right)

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I'm good at secret midnight initiation ceremonies.

Den Mother! Excellent! I'll buy the alcohol, since none of you are old enough to.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Woo!
*cough*
by woo I mean *srsface*alcohol of the official Death Cult rites only of course *frownfrownsternface*

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

Because the Emo Death Cult supports responsible alcohol consumption.

Remember kids, don't drink and cry.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

*solemn nod* then write poetry about your drinking experience. maybe the liquor will make the poetry better >.>

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

The poetry will need more than booze to make it good.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

lemonade up nose. ow.

it needs Snape. didn't he say something about brewing talent? or was that fame? either way. Nothing but magic would help some of the stuff I've seen.

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I was thinking psilobycin mushrooms, actually--but spank me, I was a teenager in the 70s

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

~laughs at this whole damned thread~

and i am too old enough! i have been since before I had my son.

who akire_yta nicknamed The LIttlest Emo.

HE NEEDS MERIT BADGES TOO!!!

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

Great! There'll be two of us to buy booze! We can stack your son's stroller with the bottles!

*cough*

Merit badges for everyone. What can they be for? Frottage in the face of enemy fire? Wearing eyeliner under adverse circumstances? Inventing a colour darker than black for clothing?

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

He doesn't have a stroller, he's 4! he has a "BYTHICLE!!!" (his word). we can hook a cart up to it. :D

YES OMG YES. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

*gets on the tannoy*

The little red wagon will be entering the main area in five minutes. Please have exact change and your own damn glass.

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

ya know, i'm going to Warped this summer. I wonder what they'd do if I offered them Merit Badges:

Most Beautiful Smile

Most Bendy Lead Singer

Most Ridiculous Gang Sign

oh wait, those are more like awards than merit badges...hmmmm

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

besides, we need the merit badge. Best threeway. Achievement in smoop. Things like that

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

and this is why we adore our Den Mother (I need to make you a badge with that on it)

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[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

*nod* its why I've been more active in this fandom than any other in 5 years *nod*

Oh, and why I've actually squealed outloud multiple times with this fandom. And the deathcultband that fandom helped me get into My Chemical Romance? Going to their concert was NOT one of the best times I've had in my life. *shakes head* I didn't jump and scream and laugh. We sat around in circles and cried. Tears of blood.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

and then dipped needles into the tears of blood and used them to etch poetry describing the inexoriable darkness of being, whilst the children of the night warm up for the opening act...

I have plans, once I get home, to add to the Cult. I even have the perfect pic of Gabe. Because, y'know, I think he might actually have a cult for realz.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

and that other group? Billy Talent? The one that sang about hot girls? We ate them. in a frenzy whipped up by Blood. for irony, you know.

*snerk* isnt it basically a fact that Gabe has a cult?

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

We had them with toast. It was very ironic


And Gabe has a cult. We use the fangs as a sign when meeting online bandfans for the first time now :)

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

What? Yes we understand the meaning of irony. Obviously *scoff*


*throws fangs up* y'know...just in case he's watching

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

The Great Cobra is always watching, lest you slip in the path to awesomeness and start taking yourself too seriously...

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Gosh, is that why noone can call Cobra Starship emo with a straight face?

I mean You Cant Be Missed is TOTALLLY Emo...*snerk*

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

and It's Warmer in the Basement? Describing secret Death Cult initiations - trufax!