1. I'm going to tell you about my Waiting for Godot icon, because I'm loud and obnoxious. That's a picture of tourists queuing up at the water's edge at Monkey Mia, waiting for the bloody dolphins to turn up to scrounge fish. It's supposed to be a mystical moment of interspecies communication, but it's really about the free fish.

2. Science Content! Psilobycin mushrooms--the correct name for magic mushrooms. The local ones are blue. I think they're out of fashion now. (And the ground rule for using them? Only consume half. Put the other half in the fridge for the toxicologist to examine.) Where's everyone's sense of adventure?

3. I doubt you live geographically close enough to actually spank me, but I'm amenable to spanking if you do.